There once was a dispute near Limerick
A street with two teams from which to pick.
When the clubs reached the verge,
Of a grand plan to merge,
The fans said the plan was too drastic.
Rivalry is a big part of football.
Between countries.
Between cities
Between clubs in the same town.
Between clubs just a few roads apart.
What if two clubs are in the same road?
Noisy neighbours. Literally.
The closer the rivals are, the more they hate each other.
“Anyone but them.”